I don’t know if it is me? but a black mamba gives other associated mental pictures than those of this wonderful happy go lucky loca mulata that you married.

Some old woman, I think it was in the motion picture "Whistle stop Café" talked of the MALE organ as a one eyed snake?!

I mean I don’t find it hard to caracterize the aforementioned woman that you chose to marry?!
– of all the magnificent woman in the world –
as a snake!

She bites back, moves a long the sides of spaces, often flick the tounge, changes her hide……

Is the mamba a constractor or a poisonous snake? Yet both seem to apply!

To woman in general I mean.

Yet this woman – snake buisness leads us back to the old testament and the story of Adam and Eve, and in this vein there is yet more assosiative components.

That woman, the mother of mothers, she was the one that led our father to loose his eternal place in the garden of eden, she followed the snake, not the other way around!!

Just you remember that HANS!

OH NO! I am only trying to pull your leg

or am I?!

I think Carlita is fine! she is full of all that life and crazyness that your little provincial backwards country ass has grown so fond of. Qualities that you simply had to go around the world to find, since ours just don’t have them! hmmmm.

sorry piger!I know that some of you do

But I object to the name! She is not black,but beautifully brown, her ring ding ding might be another colour hmmm hmmm.(sorry)

and yet I have tried to argue that a woman cannot be a snake, though they posses many such atributes

she can be a sild, eller a sildehaj, a havtaske eller a kvabtorsk…

A zebra, a struds, a giraffe, but not a snake.

In Denmark less flatering a shhh.unskyld udtrykket SO(the female pig)

or Suppe eller præmie ko eller bare ko (cow).

in english BITCH as in female dog, just like you and I are likely to be named simply as dogs.

Anyway if I haven’t allready excluded myself on account of my strange type of humor!? I would love to come and taste your feijoada and shake my botty to some sexist baile funk!

Så vil jeg medbringe noget palmebrændevin og noget "rigtig" (ulækkert men effektivt) sukkerørssnaps.

And Carla this is ment as an example of uncommon danish humor, I hope you don’t take any real offence!

love e Axé

Gasolina